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About those Church Hymns

A minister decided to do something a little different one
Sunday morning. He said 'Today, in church, I'm going to
say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever
hymn that comes to your mind.'

The pastor shouted out 'CROSS.' Immediately the congregation
started singing in unison,'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began to sing
'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.' The congregation sang 'THERE IS
POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX'. The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around
at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, way
from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother
stood up and began to sing 'PRECIOUS MEMORIES.'

Pass this along and make someone smile today.

Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

Laugh... it burns calories.